49 definitions by jamesbrown

Thong

Australian for cheap rubber footwear, known as flip flopsor jandles in New zealand, dunno what yanks call them.

I laugh when yanks get confused by the sign in aussie pubs that say "no thongs" at the door.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

drop the kids at the pool

Evacuating the lower bowell, squeezing out a darkie, doing a poo!!

Wait a minute, i just have to drop the kids at the pool then we can go out.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

Fanny

UK, Australia, NZ. Fanny= pussy
Silly yanks, fanny= bum
They do seem to have a lot arse about. Even funnier when a girl says "i'll stick that in my fanny pack" which does make for a lot of shocked faces.

I piss myself laughing when that show "the nanny" comes on, at the start the song goes that she got kicked out and landed on her "fanny", ouch, how unfortunate.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Franziskaner

beer Bavarian, three types i know of, pale, dark and mango-weisen.
The franziskaner is a fantastic wheat beer, comes in sizes of 1.ltr 500 mls or if you are a softcock 300ml. Its strong and its tasty, have two litres of this stuff and a honey scnapps and you'll be dancing like the wiggles in no time! I cant get enough of it, but its expensive so i only have it every six weeks or so. see also XXXX, VB, Tooheys, they arent as good but worth a read!

One litre of Franziskaner pale please!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

creed

Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.

Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Bevan

Winnie blue smoking, vb or XXXX drinking, loud mouthed, usually very thin, or sometimes quite fat. Found with the sheila, sheilas may go by such names as shazza,lozza, narelle,sherelle, typical bevan names include dazza, tezza,wozza,davo and micko. Bevan is a Queensland, Australia native, see also the boganfrom Melbourne, or the westie from Sydney- NSW.
Any of these may also and most likely act like a yobbo

Go down to woodridge, you'll see many bevans driving their commodores or torries (torana)

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

Dogs egg

Dog shit

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003