16 definitions by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml

Cumpoo

Also called sperm shampoo

When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair

"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!

"wow that's Impressive"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 28, 2019

cum-choo!

When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously

"oh baby keep on stroking, that feels so good.... I'm going to Ahh Ahhhhhh Cum-CHOO!"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 20, 2018

cummychief

a handkerchief that is used to rub over and stimulate an erect penis until ejaculation (cum) occurs

Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief

Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 8, 2018

Beduddleadumdumdumbish

the answer to anything and everything... if someone asks you a dumb question, or tells you some information you don't really care about, you can simply reply Beduddleadumdumdumbish

"Hey what day is it tomorrow"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"

"Did you know the Beatles have split up"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml April 9, 2019

Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee

Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 14, 2019

Trump Dump

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey

"That vindaloo is repeating on me - I think I need to take a Trump Dump"!

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 7, 2018

Cum Eruption

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano

Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 21, 2019