31 definitions by billthecat

birther

A redneck born on American soil in a barn delivered by a drunken veterinarian who also performs abortions. Parents are both American citizens who are usually first cousins if not brother and sister.

Birthers fought for their right to marry their cousins.

by billthecat July 28, 2009

greek exit

To leave before paying your share of the bill

At the bar took the greek exit leaving his friends to pick up his tab.

by billthecat November 3, 2011

mile below club

Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.

Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.

by billthecat October 19, 2010