10 definitions by barry white
by barry white January 10, 2004
uFester is a condition, with symptoms as follows; Losing your wife and then spending the rest of your life trying to pickup women who are blind enough to not see how pathetic your life really is. This condition is also commonly connected with a need to tell people about the circles you travel in; when the only true circle is the tailspin your life is in, like being trapped in a rotary with your car. It is also associated with whininess, where you whine to women about poor me. This has been diagnosed as two possible problems. 1. You truly feel this is the only way for you to get women, normally because of low self esteem; correction for this is major counseling. 2. You’re running a game in order to lure women in to feel sorry for you; correction for this is also major counseling. The last telltale sign of uFester is; the difference between yourself and a homeless drunk is the home!
A sad sack of a chatter stalking in masturbation rooms of Yahoo seeking any female between 5 and 90 that will pay any attention to him.
by barry white February 9, 2005
by barry white November 10, 2003
In todays society that baby wont last long. We're too overpopulated as it is.
That mother just birthed her 12th kid. Some religions need to learn to wear condoms.
That mother just birthed her 12th kid. Some religions need to learn to wear condoms.
by barry white September 21, 2003
by barry white September 19, 2003
Loooo-vin'... is what I got...
by barry white June 12, 2004