104 definitions by ali
A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali December 8, 2004
air that is released out of the vigina after the penis has hibernated and then spring came. ofter followed by an expression of what the F ??
by ali February 21, 2003
a churned milk product with the power to excite,invigorate and interst the mind of the person seeing it. Interesting cheese is especially nice on toast
by ali January 16, 2005
by ali December 30, 2004
Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.
often abbreviated to "Shiner"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.
often abbreviated to "Shiner"
by ali August 29, 2004
by ali September 25, 2004