3 definitions by Wood meat
a j douchebag is a douchebag whos name begins with the letter j for example jack or Jamie . there are the guys that will guaranteed cheat lie and play you. to like one of these special douchebags you have to be retarded.
by Wood meat October 4, 2019
A car driven by people who steal your shit and fuck your wife. But its ok because they drive a jaaaaaag
Im sorry i ran over your dog. (Dog owner) awww nooo you clot. (Jaaaag owner) with my jaaaaaaag (dog owner)
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by Wood meat July 20, 2018
by Wood meat July 20, 2018