14 definitions by Vladimir

poltergeist

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

by Vladimir February 24, 2004

analyzer

a queer who likes to penetrate male anus

the analyzer analyzer the other faggot

by Vladimir April 17, 2004

miser

Also know as M. McCabe, *To miser* to borrow without intent to return/A miser - name given to the person misering.

"No you cant smoke anymore of my weed McCabe you fucking miser!"

by Vladimir March 11, 2004

shtick

ACT - i.e. some type of goofy act.

stop with your SHTICK. It's driving me crazy.

by Vladimir January 25, 2004

arch duke singe

while performing fellatio, one holds a lighter to his/her partner's genitals

tom gave jill the arch duke singe and she dumped him

by Vladimir February 24, 2004

Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!

by Vladimir January 14, 2005

ricer

One who puts a TYPE R sticker and/or an upside down Acura badge oh his/her honda civic. One who can fistfuck his/her exhaust pipe. One with a double decker spoiler on a front wheel drive, automatic, 120HP asian family vehicle.

usually those who wear abercrombie or something like Ecko or people with condoms on their heads (some call them "dough-rags")

by Vladimir January 6, 2004