60 definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

unacceptable

Something extremely inappropriate.

Your mother's extreme amount of cooch hair is unacceptable.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003

Tonload

A bunchalot.

I was gonna fuck your mom, but she had a tonload of crabs.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Fudgeluv

Gay sex.

Gay man: "Boy, do I suuure luv fudgeluv!! *Mmm!*"

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 6, 2003

rapscallion

A charlatan; a slumgullion; a grifter.

That rapscallion assaulted me in the alleyway and attempted to throttle me! Arrest that slumgullion!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 26, 2003

Glue

A cheap high; often discovered in middle school.

Boy 1 - "Hey, Sherman, what's wrong with you?"
Boy 2 - "GGNGnggNNGGO! GLU! GLU! URgggRRGGgg..." *passes out*

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.

Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2012

food

1) a vagina.
2) sustenance in the form of beer.

1) wow, i'm hungry. let me eat your food.
2) wow, i'm thirsty. i think i need some food.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003