15 definitions by The Real Beast.
A gritty single dad who has a daughter and trouble getting a date and gristles when he has to talk to her about “ girl stuff “.
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
A guy who always does what’s right and you know you can trust b/c He will help in time of need and he will defend you when you are not there to defend yourself.
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023
by The Real Beast. October 7, 2023
The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.
by The Real Beast. October 7, 2023
To threaten someone to come be in your presence through the grapevine and then be gracious to them if they show up because they know you can influence something important in their lives.
He was nervous entering the restaurant to meet her. Because she threatened him and he knew she had the keys. But she Lettermaned him and immediately welcomed him and helped him out.
by The Real Beast. October 7, 2023
A guy who welcomes you into his world even though you know you don’t belong there and he knows that too. So he rallies all the community to welcome you to the community by small gestures like dropping by some leftovers right when you get home from work and just happen to be exhausted.
by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023