545 definitions by Telephony
Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.
"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.
Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!
by Telephony February 21, 2013
♪On the rag again!♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again!!♪
♪The life I love is making music with my (menstrual) pads♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪
♪On the rag again,♪
♪See those bloody tampons swirling down the toliet!♪
♪She's a fucked-up friend♪
♪Keeps insisting that those panty liners keep coming...keep coming!♪
♪On the rag again,♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again,♪
♪The life I love is making music with the head,♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again!!♪
♪The life I love is making music with my (menstrual) pads♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪
♪On the rag again,♪
♪See those bloody tampons swirling down the toliet!♪
♪She's a fucked-up friend♪
♪Keeps insisting that those panty liners keep coming...keep coming!♪
♪On the rag again,♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again,♪
♪The life I love is making music with the head,♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪
by Telephony March 13, 2016
Those construction workers started using a gosh-darn-diddly-arn jackasshammer next door that got my ass out of bed at 6:30 this morning -- and it's a Saturday for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony March 12, 2012
Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:
Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
by Telephony October 26, 2013
by Telephony January 6, 2021
Very common misspelling of the word toilet.
When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.
For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.
For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.
by Telephony December 8, 2011