545 definitions by Telephony

homo run

What a gay baseball player might hit if he hits one over the fence (either as a solo home run or a grand salami).

{radio announcer}
And Andrew Melling #24 is at the plate now...1-2 pitch...and ...he just hit a homo run!!!

by Telephony December 9, 2016

bungsnoipe

A slightly nicer way of calling somebody a buttsnoipe (an assclown, asshat, asshole etc,)

That fartknocker is such a bungsnoipe for sneaking fish food flakes into the stroganoff at the buffet the other night.

by Telephony January 5, 2011

prick

1: (n.) Vulgar slang term for penis.
2: (n.) A worthless fucking asshole; a true-blue total asshaberdasher.
3: (v.) To stick oneself with a pin, needle, lancet, or other small sharp object; usually to the point of bleeding.

Yeah baby, shove your prick in my asshole!
That fucking prick just stole my Skittles!
Part of diabetes testing involves pricking your finger with a lancet to make it bleed.

by Telephony January 22, 2020

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony June 2, 2011

pyst

Another word meaning "having uranated".

Josh pyst himself after he had coffee penus and couldn't get to the toliet in time.

by Telephony December 5, 2011

muck truck

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{John}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the muck truck coming!

by Telephony April 17, 2015

Hozay

How one might spell the name, "José" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

JC Penney bastardised the song, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano this Christmas!

by Telephony December 18, 2013