21 definitions by SnakeBiter
Sexual act derived from the famous game character Kirby. This is when a person is able to put a man's shaft and both balls in the mouth (licking the balls while performing this is a huge plus). Because of this, the person's face becomes rounded and bigger, resembling Kirby.
by SnakeBiter October 7, 2009
A theory used by people in relationships. He/She tells him/herself that everybody besides their significant other has AIDS and if they cheat on their significant other, he/she will get AIDS and dies.
Kelvin was tempted to try and bang this bitch at the club, but thought about the Everybody's got AIDS theory, and decided to stay loyal to his girlfriend.
by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009
Sex move derived from a character from Street Fighter 2. When two people are performing a 69, one farts on the other's face and clinches on the partner like the spinning pile driver so he/she can't escape.
Jason pulled of the Smelly Zangief on his partner Robby. It sure sucks to be stuck with the smell of a fart and a cock in your mouth.
by SnakeBiter October 19, 2009
Sex move involving five guys and one whore. The whore strokes two cocks with her right and left hand, sucks a cock, and gets penetrated in the ass and her vagina by the remaining two cocks. When you draw a line and connect the cocks, it forms a diamond-like shape.
by SnakeBiter October 26, 2009
Where one has feelings for his/her ex and keeps getting in contact with him or her, which results in being pwned one way or another due to being a spin-less retard who can't get over the ex and move on.
Jonny and John were Expwned the other night; they should've known that it was a bad idea to contact their ex.
by SnakeBiter November 2, 2009
Similar to a hook punch except you do it with your penis. One grabs his penis, hooks it to the left or right, and slaps somebody with it across the face.
by SnakeBiter November 4, 2009
Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.
Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.
by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009