14 definitions by Pitman Poet
We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.
by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021
Asphyxiation caused by a large breasted woman, assuming the girl on top position, whilst in the act of coitus; with her skinny partner.
Kevin's cause of death was by mammasphyxiation. Jaqueline his well endowed partner was unaware that Kevin was fighting for air.
by Pitman Poet March 19, 2017
I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.
by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020
by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020
by Pitman Poet November 20, 2021
I met an old chick on POF and her grey sleeve got me off, but I had to shut my eyes because she looked like my grandma
by Pitman Poet July 19, 2023
by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020