3 definitions by Master Fuego
Dan: I think I have Blockerphilia mate.
Kramer: You have been blocking gaps more than usual lately, I think you need help.
Dan: Please!... I cant live with a constant semi anymore!
Kramer: You have been blocking gaps more than usual lately, I think you need help.
Dan: Please!... I cant live with a constant semi anymore!
by Master Fuego November 25, 2019
A BMW that isn't a proper M Car.
You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.
But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!
These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel
(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")
The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.
Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.
You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.
But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!
These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel
(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")
The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.
Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.
Car guy 1: "Hey, I just got a new car!"
Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"
Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"
Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"
Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"
Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"
Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"
by Master Fuego April 5, 2023
A small German hatchback from BMW, that comes in the 3 or 5 door variety, built from 2015 onward.
Widely regarded as an "M Lite", due to it not being a proper M Car.
Owners of said car cannot afford the luxury of a proper M Car, but still act like they do on Facebook groups, and in real life - if you have the unfortunate luck of bumping into one.
Main discussion points of M140i owners are its 'engine' , 'the sauce' , 'Pro Nav' and 'I wish I had an LSD'.
Widely regarded as an "M Lite", due to it not being a proper M Car.
Owners of said car cannot afford the luxury of a proper M Car, but still act like they do on Facebook groups, and in real life - if you have the unfortunate luck of bumping into one.
Main discussion points of M140i owners are its 'engine' , 'the sauce' , 'Pro Nav' and 'I wish I had an LSD'.
Car guy 1: "Hey I bought an E46 M3 the other day! It's fantastic, it's my first M car!"
Car guy 2: "Wow! I recently got my first M Car too, an M140i!"
Car guy 1: "...um"
Car guy 2: "OK so let me tell you about the B58 engine. Did you know its a straight 6 with 500nm of torque!"
Car guy 2: "Wow! I recently got my first M Car too, an M140i!"
Car guy 1: "...um"
Car guy 2: "OK so let me tell you about the B58 engine. Did you know its a straight 6 with 500nm of torque!"
by Master Fuego March 25, 2022