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HONEY LOVE POT is a sweet and suggestive term of endearment for female genitalia.

Not to be confused with love bucket. Sorta like vajayjay but sweeter!

Includes vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia, perineum, pc muscle, skene's glands, bartholin gland, female prostate gland, and the CUGA spots.

Female orgasm explains how the stimulation of the N spots and the CUGA spots gets the 'Honey Love Pot' flowing with her transudate honey!

Female ejaculation explains how the fluid gushes or squirts from the urogenital of the Honey Love Pot.

The Honey Love Pot may be open for a dipper. The dipper a.k.a. penis dips into the Honey Love Pot for some sweet erotic pleasure.
Husband to Wife: “Of all the local honeys, you’ve got the one honey love pot that I want to dip into!”

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: “You make my honey love pot flow with sweetness.”

Sexually-Frustrated Woman to friend: “No action here tonight so I guess I’ll be playing with my honey love pot.”
by Love Linguist August 3, 2010
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Intimate relations start with dateship. Men tend to want to sail for a while on the dateship while women almost immediately think they are onto the relationship.
“Are they smooth sailing on their dateship or are the seas rough?”

“What direction is this dateship going in?”
by Love Linguist February 21, 2010
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The "Shift" is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from DFS to DFL. Sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced lovematism. Sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or FWB and wants to settle down with one woman.

The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.
Guy One to Guy Two: "Are you going through THE SHIFT? Stop that crazy talk about her being 'the one.'"

Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."
by Love Linguist April 29, 2010
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mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
by Love Linguist March 29, 2011
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DFL = Dating for Love

When the goal in dating is love then you are DFL, dating for love.

Underlying DFL is the intention and desire of a love relationship.

The opposite would be DFS, dating for sport (or some say dating for sex)
John to his buddy on a Saturday night: "I'm done with sleeping around, I want to DFL and find a real girlfriend or maybe even my wife."

"I've never really been into dating for sport, I prefer a serious relationship so I'm all about DFL. It's much more fulfilling."

Plato says, "The beginning is the most important part of the work," and DFL is the most important decision in beginning to date.
by Love Linguist April 1, 2010
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Slang terminology for HEART.

Also H-spot, h spot.
“ Her words hit me right in the H spot.”

“ He's a Masterman with major H spot courage.”

“ That guy needs a tune up on his H spot; seems like none of his human circuits are firing.”

“ His H spot has total control over his B spot. It’s impressive that he’s mastered the H spot connection.”
by Love Linguist September 14, 2010
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Slang terminology for Lips.

The favorite L spot exercise is the pucker.

Not to be confused with the lips of the honey love pot although the L Spot has definitely been known to connect to the external CUGA spots and other hot erotic erogenous spots.
Guy to buddy: “Looking at her luscious L spot makes me want to kiss her.”

Husband to wife: “Honey, just plant one here on the L spot.”

Boyfriend to girlfriend: “I have just the place for you to wrap your L spot.”
by Love Linguist August 23, 2010
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