52 definitions by Led Zeppole
by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003
When something that began successfully ends in disappointment. Derived from The Matrix: Revolutions, the title of the disappointing final sequel to The Matrix, one of the finest and most influential films of the 90's.
Kevin's relationship with Sue started out great, but after a few weeks it matrix revolutioned and they broke up.
OR
Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.
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Britney Spears was very popular a couple of years ago, but her career has since matrix revolutioned.
by Led Zeppole November 11, 2003
1. A highly addictive natural fiber, once grown in enormous quantities on vast plantations in the pre-Civil War South.
2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...
2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...
Drug lords have found a brilliant way to get Americans of all ages addicted to oxycotton; spin it into threads and use it to manufacture comfortable shirts and blouses!
by Led Zeppole October 2, 2004
A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.
If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."
by Led Zeppole March 19, 2004
Underwear for the extremely obese, those who make the earth tremble when they walk.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.
See also thunderbra, thunderthong, thunderpants.
Three hundred and fifty pound Herb's thunderwear was big enough to cover the infield at Yankee Stadium.
by Led Zeppole October 27, 2003
by Led Zeppole October 27, 2003
You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.
Her: Shave what?
You: You know what...
Her: Shave what?
You: You know what...
by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003