75 definitions by Kay Tutan Tayo

A type of manly that exceeds unluckiness and too dense to feel romance. TouMAN is a man who were unintended to build a harem from his works, charm and aura. Named after Touma, the most unlucky man in the world who gets 9,000+ clones, psychics, holy women and even a sadistic boy fall for his charms.

UNLUCKY BASTARD!
Dante is a TouMAN. He collects girls everywhere he goes.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
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A set scenarios that you have to choose whatever hurts less.
Officer Mark was forced to choosing lesser evil between killing the dope pusher Mang Kanor, or shooting his corrupt buddy Officer Jerry.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018
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A Filipino term for telling it to someone else, for you are not interested on it.
Same meaning of tell it to the Marines.
Phrase said by Smugglaz during his rap battle career.
Lita: May iku-kuwento ako sa iyo.
Lanie: Wag na. i-kuwento mo sa pagong.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018
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A word that described those who failed at the last minute, despite good at most of the time.

Commonly used to jeer sports like basketball, football, or wrestling.
Your basketball idol is a Choker.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018
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A newly-ordained nun who was forcefully given the Vatican's 103,000 most forbidden books on her brain while being shackled by Catholic Confessors and Inquisitors. She goes with Touma, a man who was too unlucky bastard who unknowingly built a harem on himself. She also got a pussycat named Sphinx.
She has a black hole as a stomach, who eats Touma's budget. And bits the bastard if she's pissed.
Index is a Loli Nun.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
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A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018
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A Dragon from Dragon Ball series. You can get 7 balls to summon the Dragon.
And also the dragon that Kuzunoha beat mercilessly, ended up being his servant.
Shenron: *poses like a defeated dog*
Kuzunoha: What are you doing?
Shenron: Doing what defeated does.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018
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