17 definitions by Jace555
"Oh my stinking hell/heck"
Something teenage girls or guys with no life seem to really enjoy saying. Usually only heard by people who think they're cool, but are really not. This is very popular on MySpace, FaceBook, online games, or other things like that.
Something teenage girls or guys with no life seem to really enjoy saying. Usually only heard by people who think they're cool, but are really not. This is very popular on MySpace, FaceBook, online games, or other things like that.
Comment on YouTube: "OMSH, that vid was so cool!"
Reply comment: "Are you a 13yr old girl?"
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Kid on WoW: "OMSH, I just killed some Alliance guy who was 7 lvl's higher than me! I'm so 1337"
Guy on WoW: "Wow, you should just log and never come back."
Reply comment: "Are you a 13yr old girl?"
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Kid on WoW: "OMSH, I just killed some Alliance guy who was 7 lvl's higher than me! I'm so 1337"
Guy on WoW: "Wow, you should just log and never come back."
by Jace555 April 5, 2009
What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.
That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.
by Jace555 May 4, 2009
noun: Any car exceeding the speed limit or driving recklessly, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the Scape Goat will get caught in any speed trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Doing this is called Scape Goating.
"That guy's going pretty fast... I'm going to let him get a little further ahead of me, and then I'll speed up and use him as a Scape Goat."
by Jace555 May 4, 2009
When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, that is an unproportionately hot girlfriend. She is unproportionately hot compared to how hot he is.
Dude, your girl is a 10! But you, you're more of a 4. She is definitely an unproportionately hot girlfriend.
by Jace555 December 10, 2009
When you are so bored in the bathroom, you begin to read the labels on the backs of the toiletries and cleaning supply bottles just to pass the time.
Giovanni was in the bathroom yesterday and after half an hour he got such a bad case of labelreaderitus, he began to read the back of the Lysol can.
by Jace555 May 19, 2009
The place to get the best tasting cookies in the country, including Original Chocolate Chip, M&M, Sugar, Snickerdoodle, Peanut Butter, Double Fudge, Pecan Supreme, and many more. They also sell brownies, cookie cakes and cookie cake slices, Double Doozies, and some locations sell cupcakes and Icees. They are way better than their competitors Nestle. At one time owned by Mrs. Fields and now owned by NexCen, Great American Cookies became an instant retail phenomenon in 1977 when the first store opened in Atlanta, Georgia’s Perimeter Mall. Founded on the strength of a generations-old family chocolate chip cookie recipe, the company eventually set the standard for gourmet cookie sales in shopping centers nationwide. Their mission statement is simply: "Share the Fun of Cookies."
Kid at the Altamonte mall: "Yo I only got a couple bucks and I'm hungry..."
Friend: "Let's go get cookies from Great American Cookies. They're pretty cheap and they taste great."
Friend: "Let's go get cookies from Great American Cookies. They're pretty cheap and they taste great."
by Jace555 May 2, 2009
A Florida suburb, about 20 minutes outside of Orlando and slightly cheaper to live in than Orlando. If you aren't rich enough or are too scared to live in Orlando-the murder capitol of the state-you move to Altamonte Springs, aka "The Springs" to the locals (esp. the local teens/kids). If there is a right place in all of the Orlando metropolitan area, Altamonte Springs is it. Positioned in the geographic heart of Central Florida, Altamonte Springs provides a solid base of white collar personnel and support services with the convenience of a location that virtually eliminates the daily challenge of commuting to work. Altamonte Springs boasts a dynamic mix of fine retail establishments, hotels, upscale offices, commercial space, abundant restaurants, and housing in all price ranges. In addition to single-family and multi-family homes nestled in lakeside and tree-shaded communities, Altamonte Springs is located in one of the more affluent areas of Central Florida. The City’s current population for 2009-2010 is 43,243.
The 6 largest Retail Centers in the City:
-The Altamonte Mall
-The Marketplace @ Altamonte
-West Town Corners
-Renaissance Center
-Oak Grove Shoppes
-Altamonte Crossing
The 6 largest Retail Centers in the City:
-The Altamonte Mall
-The Marketplace @ Altamonte
-West Town Corners
-Renaissance Center
-Oak Grove Shoppes
-Altamonte Crossing
"Dude, there's nothing to do!"
"I know. If we wanna find a party or something we gotta get out of The Springs. Let's head for Orlando."
"Are you crazy? You wanna leave Altamonte Springs to go to Orlando! Unless we go straight to Disney World, we'll get shot!"
"I know. If we wanna find a party or something we gotta get out of The Springs. Let's head for Orlando."
"Are you crazy? You wanna leave Altamonte Springs to go to Orlando! Unless we go straight to Disney World, we'll get shot!"
by Jace555 March 22, 2009