707 definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Shoeshine-fu

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.

The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!

by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

Serious drooling

Much desire, lust or admiration is shown.

We are looking over the car show and the gentleman's club, so we got some serious drooling to do!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

Skunk jumper

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

freeze your meow off

When a cat wants outside in freezing weather they are warned of this consequence!

Now Mittens, you will freeze your Meow off out there!

by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

Going barefoot

This is the feeling you get after leaving an uncomfortable relationship or job and doing something that makes you happy. The old situation is like uncomfortable boots!

I hated that job so now I feel like I am going barefoot in new grass!

by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2021

Tard-aide

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020