19 definitions by Hamper Hunter
I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.
by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022
A big fat juicy ass of monstrous proportions.
by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021
Jessica is planning on bringing a buffalo chicken dip to the women’s retreat next week. I’m not sure what I want to bring to the clam bake yet.
by Hamper Hunter November 29, 2020
by Hamper Hunter November 19, 2020
Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.
Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.
by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021
Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.
Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?
by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021
by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020