75 definitions by ElCommissioner

inchronicable

An inchronicable event is anything that is strangely out of time phase with the perceived reality of the moment. A photo of George Washington eating from a bucket of Popeye's. An image of Beethoven writing his music on an I-Pad. Reading the Sunday paper on Saturday. Things possible, just not right.

When I received a text this morning from one "Abe LIncoln", I was struck with how inchronicable it felt. How did he charge his phone with no electricity?

by ElCommissioner March 14, 2018

deepmarketing

The practice of deception, bolstering, exaggerating, bait and switching, etc., using modern technology, all done to sell a product is know as deepmarketing. Promoting a scam; fake products or pricing. Also, deepmarket, deepmarketed, etc.

I was looking for a new amp for my guitar, when I came across a website that had just what I was looking for, at a price that was WAY lower than I had ever seen. It showed photos from the manufacturer and everything. I am sure it was just deepmarketing, total scam.

by ElCommissioner July 3, 2018

eberteng

A term of love and affection, to be used in place of the more mundane "everything".

"Baby, you are my eberteng," the interesting fella said to his lovergirl.

by ElCommissioner December 2, 2022

gluiest

The "gluiest" means the most glue like, the stickiest, the most unbelievably tacky ever.

"At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"

by ElCommissioner March 23, 2018

scentuation

A scentuation is a situation where there is a noticeable scent in the area. A skunk could be responsible for a foul scentuation. A woman doused in cheap perfume is a walking bad scentuation. A fragrant rose creates a lovely scentuation.

Some people love their toast burned; but I feel it is just creates a bad scentuation. Yuk!

by ElCommissioner July 15, 2020

peckerpalooza

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.

"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."

by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017

E-sume

With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.

“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.

by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019