9 definitions by Cerpin Taxxt
You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.
by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006
Yeah right, you don't cut yourself. You have no problems and your parents love you so shut up you damn wemo.
by Cerpin Taxxt October 29, 2006
by Cerpin Taxxt November 9, 2006
To be in a state of feeling confused and a little scared. The way someone would act when something really weird happened. Is used in Teen Girl Squad.
by Cerpin Taxxt October 28, 2006
Usually happens on an instant messenger. A person will quickly sign on, leave you a rude remark, and then sign off before you have the chance to respond. It'd be harder to do in a person to person conversation because you could easily kill them.
computer message SoAndSo123 has signed on
SoAndSo123: You're gay
computer message SoAndSo123 has signed off
Me: Damn I've just been in a drive by conversation!
SoAndSo123: You're gay
computer message SoAndSo123 has signed off
Me: Damn I've just been in a drive by conversation!
by Cerpin Taxxt January 31, 2007
noname123: man ur dumb
me456: stfu
me456: ("') O.o ("')
noname123: wtf
me456: you got panda'd you flit haha
me456: stfu
me456: ("') O.o ("')
noname123: wtf
me456: you got panda'd you flit haha
by Cerpin Taxxt October 29, 2006
Dude, you haven't showered in a week and you've been one MySpace forever. Stupid ass spacer.
some scene kid: OMG! I <3 MYSPACE! It's like crack!
Me: stfu you damn spacer. They aren't even really your friends
some scene kid: OMG! I <3 MYSPACE! It's like crack!
Me: stfu you damn spacer. They aren't even really your friends
by Cerpin Taxxt October 29, 2006