172 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose
An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005
Free ham.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a redneck, skank, monkey, idiot, wino, bum, or fool. It is the cause of ash tray breath.
A Camel butt.
A Camel butt.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.
The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.
The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.
Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.
Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005