168 definitions by ApricotFields

Teleiosocial

Having the tendency, willingness or desire to form platonic friendships with adults.

Some more precocious children develop a distinctly teleiosocial nature when they can't identify with their coevals.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Chicana

A female with Chicano identity; the ethnoculturally distinct Americans of Mexican ancestry.

Remembering my High School Spanish helped me seal the deal with this smoking hot Chicana!

by ApricotFields May 21, 2019

Sexy Children

The number one cause of pedophilia.

I don't have any interest being around all the sexy children.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Boob rivers

The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.

I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Orgasausted

The physical exhaustion that comes from so many sexual climaxes

The 4 hour session with Dustin, Cory and Travis left Christine Orgasausted

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Thinfidelity

Infidelity committed with someone thinner than your present partner.

When a spouse surpasses the 300lb mark, that's when thinfidelity is most likely.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Pom pom lesbian

A lesbian that maintains the outward appearance of extreme heteromormativity including dating boys (if permitted), feminine gender expression and homosocial behaviour, but enjoys herself sexually with straight/bi-curious girls under the guise of experimentation.

Jessie was every boys dream for her feminine grace and beauty on the cheerleeding squad plus her father's pride and joy since she attended church every sunday and was never too liberal to the boys.

That's the life of Pom pom lesbian, except also giving a lot of the other team their first taste of girl love. Just to experiment of course...

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019