3 definitions by Antman of NZ

clodding

To perform cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

Dirty owd cunt likes clodding whores.

by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017

dingo arm

Dingo Arm is a reference to awaking in the bed of an ugly woman. The inference is that one would rather chew off ones own arm than waken her. This term is commonly used in Australia and New Zealand.

Woke up with a Dingo Arm, and sneaked off like a cat with a kipper.

by Antman of NZ August 11, 2017

puddled

Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.

"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"

by Antman of NZ April 14, 2016