35 definitions by Alpino
by Alpino November 7, 2009
Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.
In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.
along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"
It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.
along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"
It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.
The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"
by Alpino August 10, 2012
A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.
Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.
Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.
by Alpino July 20, 2010
by Alpino November 6, 2009
Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
by Alpino February 2, 2023
Old north West cowboy slang for a failed homestead farmer. Almost as bad as calling a cowboy a sheep herder.Cattle people never liked homesteaders and all their barbed wire fences.
by Alpino September 25, 2008
When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
by Alpino November 26, 2008