4 definitions by Abigail’s Ashes
A dangerous chauvinistic Beta Male Cultist who’s smug as shit and loves the smell of his own farts and claims to be an Alpha Male.
Smart Person: But Moron Andrew Tate Is Evil
Moron: Well from my point of view Woke is Evil
Smart Person: WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!
Moron: Well from my point of view Woke is Evil
Smart Person: WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!
by Abigail’s Ashes June 6, 2023
A dangerous chauvinistic Beta Male Cultist who’s smug as shit and loves the smell of his own farts and claims to be an Alpha Male.
Smart Person: But Moron Andrew Tate Is Evil
Moron: Well from my point of view Woke is Evil
Smart Person: WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!
Moron: Well from my point of view Woke is Evil
Smart Person: WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!
by Abigail’s Ashes June 6, 2023
The world’s cutest, Mogwai, he isn’t a damn Gremlin, that’s a green leafy eared monster that all the Mogwai except Gizmo become… Also there’s a legit lettuce eared one in Gremlins 2
Mogwai are special, in that they are furry whereas the Gremlin is as I said before, Gizmo’s rules are (the most important) don’t let him eat after midnight (even though he is smart enough that he never does), (third most important) never get him wet (it’s happened twice and each time the poor little bugger cries because he essentially gives birth to other Mogwai when you do that) and (somehow the second and not the first most important) don’t let him near bright lights especially sunlight, it’ll kill him, the Gremlins they turn into a viscous oozy mess and the Mogwai are never allowed to be shown in whatever way they appear when struck by it… Probably the best idea, considering what the Gremlin looks like…. But hey, it’s a film, if you really care that much… Don’t!
Mogwai are special, in that they are furry whereas the Gremlin is as I said before, Gizmo’s rules are (the most important) don’t let him eat after midnight (even though he is smart enough that he never does), (third most important) never get him wet (it’s happened twice and each time the poor little bugger cries because he essentially gives birth to other Mogwai when you do that) and (somehow the second and not the first most important) don’t let him near bright lights especially sunlight, it’ll kill him, the Gremlins they turn into a viscous oozy mess and the Mogwai are never allowed to be shown in whatever way they appear when struck by it… Probably the best idea, considering what the Gremlin looks like…. But hey, it’s a film, if you really care that much… Don’t!
Feldman: Hey, what’s that?
Billy: Oh, that’s a Mogwai
Gizmo: Mogwai
Feldman: Oh, it’s kinda cute!
*And the rest is Hollywood horror film history, that might traumatize you, if you’re like me and watch it when you’re 6 and then you might have nightmares for weeks watch out for the water stencil glass, Feldman didn’t.*
Billy: Oh, that’s a Mogwai
Gizmo: Mogwai
Feldman: Oh, it’s kinda cute!
*And the rest is Hollywood horror film history, that might traumatize you, if you’re like me and watch it when you’re 6 and then you might have nightmares for weeks watch out for the water stencil glass, Feldman didn’t.*
by Abigail’s Ashes October 16, 2021
Like Generation Zombie or Gen Z. The Most Singularly Sociopathic Generation we’ve tried to live through, this might be the generation to murder everyone who is different because Trump/YouTube told them to! They Invented SWATing, Redefined GOP to Mean Gut Offensive People but they forgot that offensive was actually what GOP was already all about (originally having meant Guilt-trip Offended People)!
You: *Peeking Outside* Are There Any Gen Zero’s Out There?
Me: DON’T SAY THAT!
You: Why?
Me: Because It’s Ridiculous!
You: Then What Do We Call Them?
Me: Generation Zed!
Me: DON’T SAY THAT!
You: Why?
Me: Because It’s Ridiculous!
You: Then What Do We Call Them?
Me: Generation Zed!
by Abigail’s Ashes February 25, 2021