85 definitions by ☆★Midas★☆

4

Quad.
2x2.
Sqare.
Quadrupled.

There are 4 big tits in my face.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 17, 2022

Pciknis

A penis, cock, and dick crammed into one word. An insult meaning "Fuckturdactyl dicksucker" It is very strong.

Pedo: Hey, wanna see under my balls??
Girl: Eww you pciknis!

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 4, 2021

Pterodactyl543

The guy on urban dictionary who just got his posts up.
Otherwise known as me.

Dude 1: Hey wanna see livepool?
Dude 2: Hey wanna go on urbandictionary.com and see Pterodactyl543?
Dude 1: Yea

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 11, 2022

penis

Something that you'll never have

Hey do you have a penis?
Girl: No f**k you

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 3, 2021

Floral Perfume

The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".

Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

cryptopartography

The study of a subject's private parts.
Hence the greek term:
Crypto-pars. Which means... "hidden part".
Private being one of the synonyms of hidden.

Parry: Son?! Where have you been?
Kyle: I've been studying Cryptopartography! My friend Kate and I were bored.
Parry: Just plugging in the 1TB hard drive.
Kyle: There's exactly 1TB of cryptoparsoptic photos on that.
Parry: Ohhhh...Kay...
Kyle: They're all 480p
Parry: Goodness gracious! Results of... nice white cum white open pussy porn XVideos.com 10 minutes?!
Steven: ATTA BOY!! That's my son!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 22, 2022