58 definitions by Panchoman Jr.

DMILF

Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.

The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...

by Panchoman Jr. June 1, 2007

gfe

A guilt free experience

If I were to cheat on my special lady, it would definitely not be a GFE

by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006

LGOGL

An acronym for - "let's go get laid". As simple as that.

My roommate and I decided to go to our favorite bar for a little LGOGL action.

by Panchoman Jr. November 17, 2006

pissed up

I heard this many times what I was in Australia:

Somewhat inebriated to very drunk

We went to the pub to shoot darts and in the process got pissed up.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

penis art

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...

For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

Pole smoker

Special female "dancers" who do their "work" while hanging on to/playing with a brass pole that extends from
floor-to-ceiling, and provide an outstanding "smokin'” good, sensual, exotic performance...

That blonde with the big boobs was really a good
Pole smoker.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

fuckin'

A "word" which can be as either a adjective or a verb. In the trades industry (construction workers, electricians, carpentry, etc.), it is a word that is required to be included at least once in every sentence.

Where is my "fuckin'” Hammer? Another example: where are the "fuckin'” welding rods?

by Panchoman Jr. December 23, 2006