58 definitions by Panchoman Jr.

lunchi

A term used by women to describe the man who gives her great sex/oral during her lunch break.

I saw my favorite lunchi today, now I am almost too weak to work...

by Panchoman Jr. October 31, 2006

golf

Spelling the word "flog" backwards...

He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him

by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006

PELT

The backwards spelling out the acronym “TLEP” referring to men of a certain inclination. "They love eating pussy" and relish the chance to do it all day long...

You love to pelt the ladies.

by Panchoman Jr. November 21, 2006

Cuntilla

A contraction of the words "cunt” and "Godzilla".

It refers to a lady who has a very "demanding" genital area.

The lady I hooked up with last night was a real cuntilla, and of course I did my best to satisfy her.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

h/s

This is often used in advertisements by "ladies of the night". It stands for "half sex". It means that she does not do "everything" -does everything but intercourse

It was a real bummer when I read her advertisement and it only said "h/s”. I was looking for the whole thing...

by Panchoman Jr. July 29, 2007

brumsky

After putting your face between your lady's breasts, move your lips back between them while loudly saying "bbbrrruuummmssskkkyyy...”

Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.

She had never had a brumsky before. So I gave her one, and we both had a very good time with it.

by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006

fuck ache

When you have gone so long without sex, that your private parts, male or female, almost really ache.

It has been so long for me going without any action that I have an actual fuck ache. I need some now.

by Panchoman Jr. November 20, 2006