1072 definitions by Matt

beanie_ball

teh cool

beanie_ball is liek teh cool!!1111!!111!!!!!!!111!ONE!!11111!!!!ELEVENTY!!11!11!!!!!!!11111111111111

by Matt February 24, 2004

crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

by Matt May 15, 2005

Lafayette

Posibly the shittiest suburb in the Califronia bay area. Filled with homophobic kids who are ignoranbt to everything except their big houses, money, and protected lives.

Wow, that guy is a total douche. He must be from Lafayette

by Matt February 15, 2005

YFDD

Abbreviation used in e-mails at Caremark. Stands for Your Funny Deb Dog.

Deborah: seriously...I can no longer have babies if that picture is for real. eewwww.

Alisa: YFDD!

by Matt March 24, 2005

bakkle

...it's just bakkle, bitches.

Tom: "sprizzle pop, trakkle bam bam"
Matt: "bakkle."

by Matt December 9, 2004

nipple twist

where you twist someones nipple usually leaves a bruise

whats pink and does a 360???

by Matt December 20, 2003

anal orphius

N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus.

That anal orphius is rotund!!!

by Matt March 19, 2004