74 definitions by Joe Bone

monkey pie

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

buttweasel

a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends

"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

two acres

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

shavetail

A shaved pussy, or a woman with same.

Damn, get a load of that shavetail!

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

pig party

A cruel event, typically in a college setting, at which the gentlemen compete to see who can attend with the ugliest date.

Damn, I could have won $100 if only that guy hadn't shown up with the retarded kid from the grocery.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

Gut Buster

a fully loaded deep-dish pizza slice, popular at college pizzerias throughout the midwest.

Six beers, two gut busters and a blunt; no wonder she horked.

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005