28 definitions by Dictionnaire Diabolique

senseless violence

Violence whose sense fails to accord with your political ideology.

Vice President Mike Pence tweeted about the "senseless violence" in Las Vegas.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique October 2, 2017

covidy

A person who seems to be suffering from COVID-19.

That sweaty guy in the grocery store was giving off a distinctly covidy vibe.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 15, 2020

covidy

adj. Related to, suffering from, or seeming to suffer from COVID-19 or the ill-effects of the quarantine.

For instance: “Damn, John, that’s a pretty covidy haircut you’ve got there.” Or: “That sweaty covidy cougher in the grocery store was freaking me out.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 16, 2020

narcissitter

Single person who manages to strategically occupy an entire four-top table at a coffee shop.

Would you look at that narcissitter! What a selfish asshole! He's taking up an entire four-top table.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

off the charts

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.

I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

like buzz

The endorphin rush that follows a well received social media post.

Posted it an hour ago and I've already got 467 likes. Got a serious like buzz going on here!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

sexuality dysphoria

The condition of being a straight guy trapped in a misogynistic body. Those afflicted with sexuality dysphoria are prisoners of their own sexuality: they simultaneously desire women and can’t stand them. They're happiest when they’re hanging out with “the guys” and really don’t like the company of women.

I feel bad for all those MRA guys suffering from sexuality dysphoria. Wouldn't they be happier if they were gay? Wouldn’t they be happier if they could get a little man-on-man action at the end of the night? I think so. As it stands, they simultaneously want women and hate women.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017