13 definitions by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1

wit

A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 15, 2011

cdouche

One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)

Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 10, 2010

astrology

When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.

1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 13, 2010

Vampire

Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.

When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.

Vampires don't need a fucking example.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 4, 2010

baroque

A style of music pioneered by poor people in the 17th century.

baroque, broke?

See what I did there?

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 13, 2011

Metalman

A robot master from the NES classic video game Megaman 2. He was as weak as hell, but once you beat him, you got the metal blades to pwn the shit out of the other 7 robots from the game, such as Woodman and Airman.

Metalman gives you the metal blade weapon, which rapes all.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 16, 2010