They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.
Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."
Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~
poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement
Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."
Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~
poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement
by Stoodad April 14, 2016