Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

Basket Case
by Death Menace August 11, 2023
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The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.
You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!
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Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area
While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket
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When a mommy basket and a daddy basket love each other very much, they'll participate in basket sex. Also, there is a fanclub for Basket Sex and it is the greatest thing ever !!!!!exclamationpooint!!!11!
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how much LSD a homie has and if you can get any.
yo Brian how many apples you have in your apple basket
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A form of fallacious argument, in which one will present a large list of anecdotes and small-scale studies individually selected in order to make a point, while ignoring anecdotes and small-scale studies indicating the opposite ("cherry picking"), and more importantly, ignoring the fact that large-scale, properly executed studies invariably demonstrate the viewpoint opposed to the cherry-basketer.

A form of "quantity over quality" argument and a staple of conspiracy theorists.
That's a lot of links to go through. Do any of them present any GOOD evidence, or is it just a cherry basket?
by IndigoFenix December 9, 2021
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