are we in love yet?

Sort of emo-ish shorthand for "God, I wish I had a girlfriend/boyfriend" and is said randomly at a really slow party or spouted on a whim to the stranger on a bus next to you. (The last one is fuuuuuun!)
Should be used when hyper/drunk/high/or just when you're bored and feel like shaking your best friend up.
(can also be used as a charming pick-up line before youv'e met someone)

bored guy 1"Doood, I'm sooooo bored."
bored Guy 2: "Dood, nothing's going on"

Both sit up, and say at the same time:
"Are we in love yet?"
okay...this is awkward...

by diabolic! November 26, 2005

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We Don't Love These Hoes

A saying frequently tossed around by young adults, meaning that while they may have sex with hoes, they are not foolish enough to fall in love with said hoes, as such is bound to lead to heartbreak sooner or later.

Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"

by midi_visions December 31, 2011

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We Don't Love Them Hoes

The great American poet, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. proclaimed this aforementioned phrase in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four, which means: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.

Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."

Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."

by RoundenBrown August 28, 2015

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