A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".
Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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Well then FINE! I don't need your respect!
Hym "You sounded like you needed it when you made your plea for decency... You respect your priest. You want me to be celibate and LIKE IT. You want me to validate your beliefs and your choices without having to earn it. You want daddy's unconditional love from the men you don't fuck and daddy's big fat cock from the men you do..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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When you really plea for coochie, during a time in distress . Sometimes with a gift to increase your chances of her accepting or straight up begging.
Damn, Joey went up to his ex to coochie plea. How desperate are you to not beg but to plea?
by BruhWhoTookMyToes May 28, 2020
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Another term for a hostage negotiation.

You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.

The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.
Did you sign the plea agreement?

Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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An Adjective or Verb describing what is going on/ what you're doing /Calling someone out on Bullshit
1.
"yo what's the moves for tonight?"
"were Pleaing blackout by midnight at afters."
"word, good plea"

2.
"Don't plea that bitch, she's chopped"
"word, im blacked my b"

3.
"yoo, I had mad bitches on me last night"
"Don't Plea."
by The Cern October 26, 2020
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The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
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To claim you are offended by something someone else says, no matter how insignificant or small it is, in order to play the martyr and gain the support of others even if you are in the wrong.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.
Don't try to use an offence plea here buddy!
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.
by Gaijin Dad November 10, 2017
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