Can have a variety of meanings, but it mainly means to be without something, or lacking something. Here are some words that bald can easily replace: ugly, poor, stupid, broke, etc.
Yeah, I can't go out tonight, I don't have money, I'm bald.
Tina: Yeah, that boy from my Physics class asked me for my number...
Me: Did you give it to him?
Tina: Yeah!
Me: Why? He's so bald! And so are you for giving it to him!
Tina: Yeah, that boy from my Physics class asked me for my number...
Me: Did you give it to him?
Tina: Yeah!
Me: Why? He's so bald! And so are you for giving it to him!
by PrettyLips March 18, 2008
by ginnx October 4, 2007
adj. the property of having equal to or less than the amount of hair possessed by Zach Becker (a.k.a. bald kid)
by Webster's Dictionary November 22, 2004
"Wrecking my car was totally bald! Now I have no wheels to get back and forth to my bald job that I need to pay for this crappy, bald apartment I'm renting in this bald small town."
by slide23 January 26, 2005
Badboyhalo is balled so people like Skeppy make fun of him by saying Baldboyhalo cause he has no hair
by baldboyhalopingspoofed14times June 27, 2019
by 156298 July 15, 2014
When someone is deciding to be disrespectful towards you.
“Yo, stop acting fucking bald!”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”
by Tyjah February 11, 2019