John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!
Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"
by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017
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refering to someone as an "arse-hole"

first used in an episode of the scottish comedy "chewin the fat"
by stephen o'h March 18, 2006
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Getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). The cheapest way to get a kill since your opponent has no idea where you are and does not have a chance to fight back.
WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.
by T. Smizzle August 21, 2006
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Shitting yourself the having to walk in a cowboy-esque fashion
I shit myself last night and had to John Wayne it all the way home!
by Croft and Morris June 6, 2005
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After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.
After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!
by Melanie M September 6, 2005
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As in "take a John Wayne".
To poop.
Derivative of dookie, to dook (or duke). Since John Wayne is "The Duke", taking a John Wayne is taking a crap.
Dude, I have to drop a sweet Wayne.
Well, I have to go meet John Wayne.
by mug663 December 23, 2006
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A rash on your inner thighs caused by sweating and them rubbing together that causes you to walk like John Wayne.
Man, I got John Wayne like a motherfucker after work last night.
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