Cacacacacacacage!
Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"
Michael "We're here." ๐ *Knock knock knock*
Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"
Michael "Hello ๐๐ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"
Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"
Abraham ๐ณ โ๏ธ "What's this all about?"
Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"
*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*
Michael "We have a message from-"
Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐
Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."
Lucifer ๐จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐คจ
Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."
Abraham ๐ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"
Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ๏ธ๐ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."
Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"
Michael "We're here." ๐ *Knock knock knock*
Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"
Michael "Hello ๐๐ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"
Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"
Abraham ๐ณ โ๏ธ "What's this all about?"
Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"
*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*
Michael "We have a message from-"
Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐
Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."
Lucifer ๐จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐คจ
Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."
Abraham ๐ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"
Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ๏ธ๐ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."
Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*
Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"
Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."
Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."
Abraham ๐ฐ
Michael ๐
Lucifer ๐ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*
Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"
Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐น๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"
Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"
Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"
Abraham ๐
Micahel ๐
Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐
Abraham ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."
Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐๐
*Lucifer and Michael walk off*
Abraham ๐ฎ ๐จ
Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"
Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."
Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."
Abraham ๐ฐ
Michael ๐
Lucifer ๐ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*
Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"
Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐น๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"
Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"
Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"
Abraham ๐
Micahel ๐
Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐
Abraham ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."
Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐๐
*Lucifer and Michael walk off*
Abraham ๐ฎ ๐จ
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
Whether there's an external change,react accordingly.Follow your instincts as primitive animals do.Don't get all worked up over things.
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โMy dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.โ
โDude what the fuckโ
โDude what the fuckโ
by A fucked up idiot October 25, 2023
Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"
"Today on things"
"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 26, 2021