by cryptologies May 5, 2015
When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
by IDefinenow June 7, 2017
When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
by OGProperSean December 3, 2021
Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
by bobmarley0021 October 22, 2018
The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
by Mrcdogs20 January 25, 2023
by Jackchan0823 April 23, 2021
The most whinny fan base in the world, thinks it America’s team but really is the worst team in the NFL, hasn’t won a super since most of the draft picks in 2021 wasn’t born
by Yourmommy6969 May 1, 2021