Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

She-Basket

A female who has gone completely psychotic and irrational out of nowhere. A woman who has lost all common sense and lost all logic and reasoning , a female idiot

Man I went to johnnys house and his wife turned into a complete she-basket on his ass

by JohnnyRandy April 10, 2016

basket slut

A person who sleeps around but feels like a basket case because of it.

Person A: Did you hear about Cindy and the basketball team? She's been bothered by it ever since.

Person 2- Cindy is such a basket slut.

by Nolliekins December 15, 2015

Filipino Wine Basket

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

by scheisskopf February 14, 2012

Basket Diver

An individual that craves the vagina so much they want to spend every minute inside of it.

Damn, Todd has been such a basket diver lately that he slept with his fingers inside Tina.

by ThinkingDeepRealDeep April 20, 2021

Fishermans Basket

Fishermans basket.
A mad collection a sexual acts all performed in one filthy penno session.

Dude, your sister is filthy! I gave her a Fisherman's Basketlast night. Her Stingray Wings were as wet as a retards chin.
Fishermans Basket

by RhinoSlayer April 4, 2019

drain the basket

To get something from someone without giving him anything in return.

Person A: Do you have the trading cards you promised me?
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018