153 definitions by KRHimself

kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself October 18, 2004

take it like the french

When someone gets his ass kicked without ever fighting back.

Whoever fights Mike Tyson is going to take it like the French.

by KRHimself June 3, 2004

wp

initials of Winter Park, Florida.

WP sucks. end of story.

by KRHimself August 26, 2004

jamal lewis

a crack-smoking athlete who should never be allowed to play again. see ravens

I fumbled for the 18th time... because I got high.

by KRHimself July 1, 2004

priceless game

a kickass underground hip-hop outfit from Seattle. named after a rapper of the same name, who was unfortunately killed in September 2002.

Priceless Game, a.k.a. PG.

by KRHimself October 31, 2004

the shocker

Going to town with one in the brown.

My friend and I gave Paris Hilton the Shocker last night.

by KRHimself December 18, 2003

subway in tokyo

phrase used to describe a very, VERY crowded place.

Look at all these damn people in here. I feel like i'm in a subway in Tokyo.

by KRHimself September 3, 2004