34 definitions by All girls know Long Pole Joe

Coined by Big Lenny the man that loves big sausages stuffed in him. Delray beach is loaded with tranny tan 10 10's.
Big Brad wolf loves taco queen because he is a tan 10 10
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A bonner or stiffy when you wake up. So hard that a cat can't scratch it.
Joe Guinn has a big meat rocket.
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Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.
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Twisty is a great way to start the day!

The lude act of turning the nipples really fast. Or pinching the vagina lips.
Hey stop giving me a twisty!

Dude her lips are loose from all those twisty's.
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A woman who has excess skin on her vagina making her lips hang longer.
Hey Sean have you seen Kristys meat bags?

In gym class you can see Nicole meat bags hanging.
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The patch of hair located around the butthole. Or an unshaven sphincter ring.
Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?

I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.
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Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
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