internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush

by CSD October 9, 2004

Internetting

To make use of the Internet, For finding information or other.

"according to my Internetting this book is available ."

"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."

by Imaginaryboy September 22, 2005

Internet

welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

no one is real on the internet....

by wicked awesome! July 21, 2008

Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.

1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.

by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014

Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.

"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate

by Lace Valentine October 9, 2004

internet

A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.

That may be the best explanation of the internet yet.

by Charles Cornwallis September 7, 2008

internets

George W Bush's name for the internet. It's mentioned in one of the other definitions on this page that his usage is correct. This is purely accidental. Coming from someone who was frighteningly intelligent and a brilliant orator, one might be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But coming from someone who is profoundly unable to form sentences, say 'nuclear', ride bikes, ride Segways or eat pretzels, it's safe to assume that this is just another in a long line of oratorical train wrecks for poor old Bush Jr.

orig.: 'I hear there's rumors on the internets..'

contemp.: 'lol internets'

by frat curl June 23, 2005