Blunch

When you wake up the morning after a long night of partying and its too late for breakfast but too early for lunch so you just smoke a blunt.

Yo i just woke up and missed breakfast with the fam

Its cool, come over for blunch, I got mad l's on deck

by ok987654321 May 30, 2011

A consumption of a blunt during or after a lunch.

After a stressful morning, Kenny and John went out for a long blunch. They came back feeling refreshed and relaxed.

by Kicuri February 13, 2012

When you smoke a blunt, typically filled with marijuana, and then go get lunch or brunch.

Tomorrow should be fun, Ashley and I are doing blunch.

by SSY September 30, 2013

pussy blunch

When someone has pussy for breakfast and lunch in the same day.

Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)

by Pipe Line March 14, 2008

Term for a "wake and bake" in the afternoon or evening; Also an expression used to wake up roommates in a streamlined voluntary fashion

(Wakes up & yawns looking at clock noting that its after Noon)
"Blunch Time!"
(Everyone jumps out of bed and dashes to the living room)

by Daytona Slim April 11, 2013

by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

It's like brunch but with a blunt.

Aye man, did you wanna have blunch today? Bring a nice wrap