The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.
"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"
by KaiserMonkey September 9, 2003
by cool4dude November 7, 2005
To go through the fabric of the universe while banging your head with both arms raised in fists (preferrably the other holding the largest beer available and the other a bottle of cheap wine, also cigarette). Weed is an excellent addition to the this holy state of mind.
by hammered on acid June 19, 2008
by sjl22 December 10, 2009
1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered
2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered
James: Hammered
2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered
by PUNK April 8, 2005
(Females Only) When you are so drunk that you get a bloody nose for half an hour, and then wake up so horny you give the first guy you see a blowjob for 45 minutes
by the_ saint November 16, 2007
He's so hammered he can't walk straight.
"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"
"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"
by sick pick September 5, 2009