Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?
by No_this1s.Jessie September 10, 2023
Music that is purposely listened to at low volume with headphones, usually to enhance outside hearing.
by StrataStar May 24, 2021
I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?
by Diet Sober January 5, 2023
when you tell to everybody you're on a diet, but when you come home you eat everything you want and as much as you want
-She is well-done! She doesn't eat junk food, candies and meat
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her
by ashotashotchocolate February 26, 2014
"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"
"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"
"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"
Garfield finds health-foods to be intolerable, so da only weight-loss regimen he'd be able to stand would be da candylope diet.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
someone who believes that a diet is good idea and yet they never lose weight. Hmmmmm what’s going on there hey? They are a dumb diet because they eat the things that are opposite of the diet.
by DumbDiet123456789 March 11, 2018