mardi gras

literally "fat Tuesday"; a festival day ending a period of celebration and excess; usually occurs mid to late February, sometimes early March. Immediately followed by Ash Wednesday and Lent. Traditional Mardi Gras celebrations are held in Mobile, AL and New Orleans, LA

Used to add emphasis to the ending of a phrase. Usually spoken with a slight pause prior to it, and with a deeper voice than normal.

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

A tricky situation which requires much effort to resolve.

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.

Word used to describe the successful act of attracting a person to such an extent that you would be able to snog or perhaps bone them if you so desired.

A general greeting/acknowledgement to a public bus company employee when entering or exiting the vehicle.
Generaly heard around the South West of england, therefore add a gloucestershire accent for added emphasis